Thursday, January 13, 2011

public bathroom experience

i despise lines.
especially bathroom lines.
today i had been holding (if you know what i mean) for quite a while.
i rushed to the closest bathroom, then was stopped by a line of woman waiting for their turn.
the line was long, but this was not the worst part of my experience in the bathroom today.
i was in the front.
a woman came out of her stall.
i walked into the stall and... 
the most disgusting smell. the chick before me totally unloaded (if you know what i mean). 
 i now know why people don't use public bathrooms.

MORAL OF THE STORY: Hold it until you get home.  

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